130+ Funny Happy New Year Messages & Wishes (2024)

Are you looking to kick off the New Year with a burst of laughter and joy? Well, look no further! As we bid farewell to the old and welcome the new, why not add a dash of humor to your celebrations? Funny Happy New Year messages are the perfect way to spread smiles and lift spirits.

Whether you’re sending them to friends, family, or colleagues, these messages will undoubtedly bring a hearty dose of laughter to start the year on a positive note. Get ready for a chuckle-filled journey into the world of hilarious New Year greetings!

Funny Happy New Year Messages

1. May your resolutions last longer than your leftovers!
2. Here’s to a New Year and pretending that gym membership will be put to good use.
3. I’m not making any new resolutions this year; I’m too busy being awesome!
4. Cheers to diets and gym resolutions, which will last as long as a snowflake in summer.
5. May your coffee be strong, and your New Year’s resolutions be weak.
6. This year, may your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, angels protect you, and heaven accept you.
7. New Year’s resolution: Less procrastination. Starting tomorrow.
8. May your Netflix subscription outlast your New Year’s resolution.
9. New Year, same me—because I’m already fabulous.
10. May your life be as bright and bubbly as your favorite champagne.
11. This year, be the person your dog thinks you are.
12. I resolve to stay cute, don’t worry.
13. May your bank account be as full as your heart.
14. This year, I’m going to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full of coffee.
15. May your troubles be as short-lived as your resolutions.
16. New Year’s resolution: Find the humor in every situation.
17. May your favorite pair of jeans always fit perfectly, even after the holidays.
18. Wishing you 365 days of laughter, 52 weeks of fun, and 12 months of joy.
19. This year, may your wifi be strong and your passwords be easy to remember.
20. May your resolutions be as achievable as getting out of bed in the morning.
21. Here’s to the friends who stick around after the New Year’s gym craze fades away.
22. May your snacks be plentiful, and your deadlines be distant.
23. This year, may your coffee be strong and your Mondays be short.
24. New Year’s resolution: Embrace my messy hair, messy house, and messy life.
25. May the only pain you feel be from holding your stomach after laughing too hard.
26. Wishing you a year filled with love, laughter, and fewer Zoom meetings.
27. This year, may your sense of humor be as infectious as your smile.
28. May your days be as bright as your highlighter and your nights as colorful as your favorite filter.
29. New Year’s resolution: Make more memories than excuses.
30. May your resolutions be like toddlers: a little wobbly but full of potential.

Short Funny Happy New Year Messages

1. This year, may your snacks be bigger, your adventures be wilder, and your Mondays be shorter.
2. Wishing you a year so amazing that emojis can’t capture it.
3. New Year’s resolution: Laugh at my own jokes, even if no one else does.
4. May your favorite playlist be the soundtrack of your year.
5. Here’s to a New Year and another chance to get it right.
6. May your Instagram feed be as fabulous as your reality.
7. New Year’s resolution: Be more awesome than last year.
8. May your cat videos get more likes than your gym selfies.
9. Wishing you a year filled with moments so great, you’ll want to Snapchat them all.
10. May your coffee be hot, and your eyeliner even.
11. This year, may your bank account be as full as your heart.
12. New Year’s resolution: Stop pretending to know the lyrics and just mumble along.
13. May your resolutions be as strong as your wifi signal.
14. Wishing you a year so bright, you’ll need sunglasses at night.
15. May your couch always be comfy, and your Netflix queue always full.
16. This year, may your sense of humor be as fabulous as your fashion sense.
17. New Year’s resolution: Eat more tacos. Because tacos.
18. May your coffee be strong, and your Mondays be short.
19. Here’s to a year of laughter, love, and a lot more coffee.
20. May your resolutions be as firm as your grip on the TV remote.
21. Wishing you a year filled with joy, love, and perfectly timed GIFs.
22. This year, may your favorite hoodie always be within arm’s reach.
23. New Year’s resolution: Make time for more naps.
24. May your Instagram be as flawless as your makeup.
25. Here’s to a year of spontaneous adventures and perfectly filtered photos.
26. May your resolutions be as achievable as finding your phone in your bag.
27. Wishing you a year so amazing that even your horoscope can’t predict it.
28. This year, may your sense of humor be as sharp as your winged eyeliner.
29. May your days be as bright as your highlighter.
30. New Year’s resolution: Embrace the awkwardness.

Funny Happy New Year Wishes

1. May your coffee be strong, and your Monday be short.
2. Here’s to a year of laughter, love, and a lot more coffee.
3. May your resolutions be as strong as your wifi signal.
4. Wishing you a year filled with joy, love, and perfectly timed GIFs.
5. This year, may your favorite hoodie always be within arm’s reach.
6. New Year’s resolution: Make time for more naps.
7. May your Instagram be as flawless as your makeup.
8. Here’s to a year of spontaneous adventures and perfectly filtered photos.
9. May your resolutions be as achievable as finding your phone in your bag.
10. Wishing you a year so amazing that even your horoscope can’t predict it.
11. This year, may your sense of humor be as sharp as your winged eyeliner.
12. May your days be as bright as your highlighter.
13. New Year’s resolution: Embrace the awkwardness.
14. May your coffee be strong, and your Monday be short.
15. Here’s to a year of laughter, love, and a lot more coffee.
16. May your resolutions be as strong as your wifi signal.
17. Wishing you a year filled with joy, love, and perfectly timed GIFs.
18. This year, may your favorite hoodie always be within arm’s reach.
19. New Year’s resolution: Make time for more naps.
20. May your Instagram be as flawless as your makeup.
21. Here’s to a year of spontaneous adventures and perfectly filtered photos.
22. May your resolutions be as achievable as finding your phone in your bag.
23. Wishing you a year so amazing that even your horoscope can’t predict it.
24. This year, may your sense of humor be as sharp as your winged eyeliner.
25. May your days be as bright as your highlighter.
26. New Year’s resolution: Embrace the awkwardness.
27. May your coffee be strong, and your Monday be short.
28. Here’s to a year of laughter, love, and a lot more coffee.
29. May your resolutions be as strong as your wifi signal.
30. May your resolutions last longer than your leftovers!

Funny Happy New Year Quotes

1. New Year’s resolution: Don’t worry, if it doesn’t work out, we have Chinese New Year as a backup.
2. This year, may your Wi-Fi be strong, your coffee be hot, and your resolutions be achieved.
3. Here’s to a New Year full of new gym memberships and abandoned resolutions!
4. May your troubles be as short-lived as your resolutions.
5. My resolution is to stop procrastinating. Maybe I’ll start tomorrow.
6. This year, may your calendar be full of adventures and your wallet be full of money someone else spent.
7. May your snacks be sweet, your drinks be bubbly, and your resolutions be forgotten by February.
8. Wishing you a New Year with less drama than your favorite TV show!
9. May your neighbors respect you, your troubles neglect you, and your WiFi connect you!
10. New Year’s resolution: Unsubscribe from reality, and subscribe to happiness.
11. This year, may your boss think highly of you and your dentist not so much.
12. May your weight loss goals be as successful as your browser history clearing attempts.
13. New Year’s resolution: Exercise more patience. Especially when the elevator takes too long.
14. Wishing you a year filled with more achievements than apps on your phone!
15. May your life be as organized as your Netflix watchlist.
16. This year, may you be the person your dog thinks you are!
17. Here’s to a New Year with resolutions as unbreakable as your willpower during a dessert buffet.
18. May your sense of humor be as good as your Wi-Fi connection.
19. New Year’s resolution: Embrace your imperfections; it’s what makes you outstanding!
20. May your coffee be strong, your workday short, and your snacks unlimited.
21. Here’s to a New Year filled with more laughter and fewer passwords to remember.
22. May your resolutions be so achievable that even your pet rock accomplishes them.
23. Wishing you a year of opportunities that knock louder than your neighbor’s music!
24. May your hair be as perfect as your selfie lighting.
25. New Year’s resolution: Laugh at your own jokes, even if no one else does.
26. May your favorite jeans fit as comfortably as your favorite excuses.
27. This year, may your mirror reflect only the best versions of yourself—both literally and metaphorically.
28. May your snacks be as crunchy as your new year’s resolutions.
29. Here’s to a New Year with more laughter lines and fewer waiting lines.
30. Wishing you a year of success, surprises, and snacks that don’t add inches to your waistline.
31. May your resolutions be more achievable than finding matching socks in the laundry.
32. New Year’s resolution: Watch more sunsets than Netflix series.
33. May your family be functional and all your batteries be included.
34. Here’s to a New Year with more spontaneous adventures and fewer emergency phone calls.
35. May your elevator conversations be awkwardly brief and your virtual meetings glitch-free.
36. Wishing you a year of delightful surprises, like finding money in the pocket of last year’s winter coat.
37. May your days be as bright as your highlighter and your nights as calm as your playlist.
38. New Year’s resolution: Master the art of time management, especially when hitting the snooze button.

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